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J.S. Bawk Chicken- Holographic Decomposer Sticker

Regular price $3.00 USD
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Buy 4 for $10!Buy 4 for $10!

When we think of J.S. Bach stickers, we think regal, dignified, sophisticated. Luckily for you, we didn't make a stuffy Bach sticker. Instead, we made Bach into a chicken saying "bawk" for... reasons. Listen, all ideas that come to you at 2 in the morning are good ideas, right?

Place your brand new waterproof sticker on your water bottle, your phone case, or even your mom's antique dining table!** Choose your placement wisely because each PVC free sticker has a 2 - 4 year outdoor life.

Every vinyl sticker was drawn by Kelly (you can blame her for any bad jokes) and she would love to see photos of it in use! 

**Do not adhere anything to your mom's antique dining table because she will remove you from her will. While you're at it, don't follow the rest of the advice in this listing. It's just a silly sticker that some weirdo from Ohio made.

Waterproof

Each sticker is made with durable, weatherproof vinyl! They are UV resistant and dishwasher safe, so your stickers are sure to stay vibrant for up to 2-4 years!

Shipping

Shipping for stickers is free!!

Return policy

Adam and I understand that shopping online is difficult, so we gladly accept returns and exchanges. Please contact us within 14 days of delivery so that we can figure out the next steps that we can take to help make you happy! 

For custom orderswe do not accept cancellations once the invoice has been paid, as per our agreement (finished product photos will be shared before anything ships). However, please contact me if you have any problems with your order, such as problems that occurred during shipping, etc. 

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, the following cannot be returned or exchanged:

Custom or personalized ordersDigital downloads

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.